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In and Everything, Apple, Audio, Comics, Film, Food, Funny, God, Life, PC Gaming, Prayer, Random, RC, Tech, The Universe on June 16, 2010 at 5:39 am

I’ve been meaning to post an update about whats been going on as of late. For those of you that don’t know, I’ve recently moved to California for two reasons. To pursue work in the Film Industry to be “Salt and Light” to the film crews out in the trenches. The other reason, was to come out to Simi Valley and get plugged into Cornerstone Church.

God has really been blessing me tremendously and has given me alot of early confirmations and successes. I could write a novel about these last two months, but I’d think it’d be more fun if I list off (in no particular order) what all God has done with my life in my first two months in California. (Some of these are pretty ridiculous)

Got my first film gig via CraigsList in under 5 minutes

Watch God save (dude was dead!) and transform a homeless man with no prospects

Arrived at Cornerstone Church right as Francis Chan announced God was calling him away

I know people at Panavision and Warner Bros now (crazy!)

Got promoted from Production Assistant, to Grip & Electric, to Head Editor on my first California film.

God provided an amazing apartment in Bakersfield

Set up my first C-Stand and Flag

Seen giving a bottle of water and a prayer to a homeless person, can actually change their life

Seen over 100+ people baptisted at Hingepoint & Cornerstone combined.

Francis Chan crossed his arms and squinted at me

Working as an Assistant Camera Operator on a RED Feature film in Bakersfield in July

Successfully navigated LA traffic

Got to thank the guy (Jeff Henson) that makes the Cornerstone Podcasts

Watched God grow His church in Bakersfield!

Edited with one of the camera guys from Boston Legal

Watch God provide over $10,000 dollars to Single Moms in Bakersfield through Hingepoint Church

Slept in my truck on set

Survived a 2500 mile journey by myself

Recorded a soundtrack to a short film

Crashed and temporarily lost my Kombat 40 in alfalfa field

I got to edited Chan Sermons and shoot footage for a Cornerstone video

God provided a new apartment in Simi Valley, which I’ll be moving into in August

And at the end of it all, I’m watching God humble me and break me.

Proving that He really does know what He’s doing…

Thank you Jesus

Oh, its been one of those days…

In and Everything, Funny, Random, The Universe on June 11, 2010 at 3:20 am

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Well since Eerie and Tish (and of course Cirrus the anouncer(s)) changed the topic in the n00b topic I have decided to make one for fighting in. I missed the first battle but I will be in this one. And Cirrus is the anouncer who can help fight if he wants. And if he wants someone else to be anouncer he can pass down his anouncership to someone else. Now then. I will start:

*Joins Cirrus and Tish in the battle, takes a very sharp rake and jams it through Cirrus’s jaw. Then takes an orphan and tosses it at Tish*

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i bet no one will ever notice this.

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Ahhh! muh juh… AHHHH!! -runs around, bleeding everywhere- nosh move bah evul jah…

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*Takes Eerie’s arm and rips it off throwing it at the anouncers*

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Jim: Wow! What a nice move by Joe! -ducks, the arm flies over him- Eerie and tish are immobile, no movement from them at all.

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*Bakes Jim a pie*

*Takes Tish’s immobile hand and puts it in a toaster*

*Kicks Cirrus in the ovaries*

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Jim: Thanks for the pie, and wow, what a nice kick to the ovaries by Evil Joe.

-Falls over, moaning-

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*Tosses Cirrus a sword*

*The sword goes through him since he’s a cloud*

Um…

Fight back you damn cloud!

*Throws a flock of seagulls at Cirrus*

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Whoa! too bad! I am, the ultimate! hahahahaa! I am the sushi master! Oh wait

*chops sushi* that’s what I’m good for… oh well I still have my rapier *pulls

out rapier and other arm regenerates, for i am an iguana, an iguana that can

regenerate body parts.* Hee hee.

(actually I think I’m more of a ghost, seeing the name “Eerie”.)

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-is inhaled by Jeff-

Jim: And wow, what a nice move by Cirrus, possessing my friend Jeff! And an interesting move by Eerie, regenerating body parts. This is going to be interesting, folks!

-kicks Evil Joe in the ovaries- BAM! REVENGE!

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*spin kicks Cirrus in the head and quickly does a triple rapid punch* You’re

no match for me! Especially in human format. *kicks joe in the head*

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*joins in to fight by chopping Eerie’s head off*

ha! thats the only thing an iguana cant grow back!

*watches blood spurt out*

ooo, pretty colors…

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*ghost comes out* Aw damn… Oh well… *grabs rapier and quickly slashes

tish 3 times* You remember this? *points at rapier* ‘.’)>

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aye, i remember. but i got a new one!

*pulls out lightsaber, chops off the rapier at the hilt*

muahahahahaha!

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*suddenly growing out of the hilt is a ghostly black swirl that’s shaped like

a lightsaber* Ah ha! VMMM! *slices off tish’s arm* My sword has erm, need

I say how many?

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grrr, you stinky donut.

*attaches really cool robot arm, then hacks Eerie in half, then just for fun skewers evil joes head*

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How to celebrate King Arthur Day 1.21.600

In Funny, Random on January 22, 2008 at 3:06 am

January 21st 600 AD was a hallowed day that Arthur often celebrated by hosting lavish parties and gala-events… even though the meaning of the date was lost, it continued to be celebrated for centuries to come…

How do I celebrate King Arthur Day?

There are several ways to do this… I will list them in relevance and in no particular order.

1.) When purchasing any item on King Arthur’s Day recite the phrase

“Behold, I am King Arthur… I demand this (insert item name here) for the aid of my crusade.” and upon receiving the said item, recite the phrase “Happy King Arthur Day!” If the employee responds with a “Happy King Arthur’s Day!” give him or her one paperclip.

2.) If you greet a non-King Arthur Day Celebrator with “Happy King Arthur Day!” and the non-King Arthur Day Celebrator actually replies with “Happy King Arthur Day!” demand the person to kiss your signet ring.

– How do I greet other fellow King Arthur Celebrators?

Easily, kick them in the shins and recite the phrase “Happy King Arthur Day!”

Other ways of celebrating this hallowed day are open for interpretation.